i'm in a bit of a funny mood today. i'm fairly tired because i'm still in the habit of getting up to get ready for uni even though i don't have to. all of my assignments are nearly finished now and then it's just summer. summer summer summer. i can't wait to see all my pals again.
today i've also been inspired by recent events to write a list of things i truly do fucking hate when it comes to the average culinary experience. i'm british, but i don't actually enjoy any stereotypical british food. i find it all overly processed, fatty and disappointing overall. plus, it's rare i drink hot drinks so cups of tea are off the market. below is a list of my top ten most hated foods/meals.
- sunday dinner/ roast lunch/ whatever you want to call it
i genuinely cant put my hate into words. it's one of the vilest meals i could ever possibly imagine. its messy in all the wrong ways and makes you feel sick and lethargic afterwards. i dont know how anybody can feel at all happy about ingesting something like this. it gets the number one spot on my most hated. - fruit cake
- anything involving oranges
- lamb. i don't even want to go into all the ethics behind this. i hate the taste, i hate the idea, i hate whoever made it so popular to kill baby animals.
- hot cross buns/ any bread with fruit in it. just. fuck. off.
- thyme, rosemary and all their bullshit pals.
- caramel. sticky, vile nightmare.
- white chocolate.
- anything involving limes.
- gumbo. i'd never had it until i went to canada. the bowl i had contained more cartilage than chicken meat, so cooked properly it'd maybe be nice, i don't know.
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